~Tom has the flu.
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?
by K.S.D. May 5, 2009
Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.
According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
by Jack November 1, 2005
adjective. Used in slang as the extreme of the words "ill" or "sick", resulting from it's health-threatening tendencies.
by Mahmud March 30, 2006
a new word for ill or cool using bird for fly and flu like sick so the item that the person is calling bird flu is sick and fly, which are two words that pretty much mean cool.
by guy.mann June 25, 2009
1)While puking her guts out and groaning in pain, her mother asked what was wrong. "I've got the damned Bird Flu" was her reply.
by Chris-tina December 28, 2006
The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.
Actually that's not true, but not able to reason for yourself you assume that it is. This is a real threat and George bush isn't just saying that it is. See scientific america, world health orgization. As for the original post of this see: Fucktard,asshat and BITCH!
Actually that's not true, but not able to reason for yourself you assume that it is. This is a real threat and George bush isn't just saying that it is. See scientific america, world health orgization. As for the original post of this see: Fucktard,asshat and BITCH!
by Chris Mankey February 17, 2006
when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).
1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!
by A Man Scorned September 23, 2006