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a verb often used to describe a general fuck up in every sense of the word. If someone calls you Bilz or says you Bilzed, then you are a complete fuck up and total waste of space. you should do the planet a favor and kill yourself.
Brendan: Do you want to see if Eric is free to play pool with us?
Jeremy: Nah, last time we went he Bilzed all over the place
Bilz by David Atkins February 3, 2010
Words you can keep
Strong, sexy, money making, dream chasing
U see that guy Bilz he the real don dada
Bilz by Swt1 January 31, 2020
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he is such a bilz man dude
Bilz by hoyt February 14, 2005
When someone on social media poses with guns and boasts about bringing the heat but then runs away during a real event.
Dan did a total Bilzerian during the horrific Las Vegas shooting.
Bilzerian by paulmwatson October 5, 2017

Dan Bilzerian 

Every teenage boy's answer to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
teacher: Tyrone, what do you want to be when you grow up?
tyrone: I wanna be Dan Bilzerian!!
Dan Bilzerian by IceBane7 July 13, 2015

Jay Bilzerian 

A fictional child I look up to every day of my life.
Damn, I wish I was Jay Bilzerian.
Jay Bilzerian by lola ugfuglio scumpy February 18, 2021

Whiskey Bilzer 

The act of rubbing prickly testicles onto the body of an unsuspecting female. Imagine the agony of testis (complete with a five o-clock shadow) scratching down the back of a sun-burned woman sleeping on the beach. With proper management one may turn their testicles into a Cacti-like pricking machine.
"Dude, I totally pulled the Whiskey Bilzer out on Jeff's sister last night! It looks like she ran through a rose bush!"
Whiskey Bilzer by Mr. Joel April 24, 2009
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