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i ate a cat

you wanna make cry thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel but even so i do respect your opinion

i will eat another
by arandomdudelol October 4, 2023
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Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."
Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.
by The Creep1 March 27, 2013
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Bill's delight

When you take a tortilla chip and swipe it against a woman's vaginal canal; her vaginal juices are collected and used as salsa.
You then consume the tortilla chip.
Person 1: Hey babe, what's for dinner tonight?
Person 2: Bill's delight!
Person 1: Fuck yeah, lemme get the tortilla chips.
by Hamish Nicholas October 26, 2018
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Bill’s relationship

Bill will find that one person in his life that will love him more than anybody has ever known and will know.They will start something together and he will love her with every bit of energy and soul.This relationship will have a lot of ups and downs but they will travel through time together and solve every problem.
Bill’s relationship-Spending a good time with his girl, makes her feel confident and able to be herself around him.
by Inspectorgadgett July 6, 2020
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Bill's Sweatback

Bill Marty Mart's small, yet meager, former vehicle that lacked proper air conditioning abilities. It was inevitable to experience a sweatback when riding in it.
Bill drinks a gallon of gatorade and takes off his shirt prior to driving home in Bill's sweatback.
by Klottski December 24, 2008
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Bill’s relationship

Bill will find the person that will love him more than anybody he has ever known and will know.They will start something together and he will love her with every bit of energy and soul.This relationship will have a lot of ups and downs but they will travel through the time together and solve every problem
Bill’s relationship-Having a good time with his girl,makes her feel confident and able to be herself around him
by Inspectorgadgett July 6, 2020
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Bill's fannypack

Bill's fannypack, GOBill! GOBill!
by cookiesandkream January 17, 2010
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