Without question, the most kick-ass show on tv right now.
Girls watch it because they love Sheldon.
Guys watch it because they love Penny's boobs.
Girls watch it because they love Sheldon.
Guys watch it because they love Penny's boobs.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty,
little ball of fur,
happy kitty sleepy kitty
purr, purr, purr."
"I love The Big Bang Theory"
little ball of fur,
happy kitty sleepy kitty
purr, purr, purr."
"I love The Big Bang Theory"
by rednecklaydee15 December 1, 2011
When you know the world is ending take all the Drugs(weed, shrooms, xtc, LSD, all of them) known to man.
To big bang flip on 2012
by creamy carmel July 16, 2010
The big bang theory is a US Sitcom, it is centered on five characters: two roommate geniuses, experimental physicist Leonard Hofstadter and theoretical physicist Sheldon Cooper, their neighbor across the hall Penny, an attractive blonde waitress and aspiring actress, and Leonard and Sheldon's equally geeky and socially awkward co-workers and friends Howard Wolowitz, an Aerospace engineer and Rajesh Koothrappali, a particle astrophysicist postdoc.
It's the best sitcom ever!! Great actors!! <3
It's the best sitcom ever!! Great actors!! <3
The big bang theory!
by Polly Holly May 26, 2011
The Big Bang Theory is the HILARIOUS show starring Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper, the two physicists that share an apartment together. Across the hall lives Penny, the recognizable girl next door that Leonard is utterly intrigued by. This show follows his attempts to get to appeal to Penny, but also his stumbling yet comedic efforts - from bearing living with Sheldon, to the latest thing down at the lab. Leonard and Sheldon are aided by their other two group members, Howard Wolowitz, who's the sex-driven virgin who lives with his mother, and Raj Koothrappali, the guy who can't talk (literally) around the female gender. As these five venture through their lives, it's a hilarious journey with memorable quotes (Bazinga!) and many laughs to follow.
Memorable quotes from The Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Howard: *interpreting Raj's whisper* Oh, he was just comparing Sheldon to a feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.
Penny: And the bag it came in.
Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
Leonard: Must we?
Sheldon: Event A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contra-distinction to the higher-level distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Howard: *interpreting Raj's whisper* Oh, he was just comparing Sheldon to a feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.
Penny: And the bag it came in.
Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
Leonard: Must we?
Sheldon: Event A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contra-distinction to the higher-level distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
by vern the fern August 7, 2011
Horrible sitcom made for 'intelligent' people, but really, you only need a high school diploma to understand the jokes.
People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.
Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.
People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.
Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.
Sheldon: My new computer comes with Windows 7.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.
A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.
A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.
by combineelite November 28, 2010
The Big Bang Kamehameha is a technique from the Dragon ball universe in which the user opens his hands puts both of them in front of him. He then combines the power of the Big Bang and the Kamehameha into one devastating attack
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