Bezos

Noun: A combination of human fecal matter and urine common found on the streets and sidewalks of Seattle.

The Seattleite was dismayed that amazon delivery truck left her package right in a giant pile of bezos.

by pedaltothe May 5, 2018

Bezos

Peckerhead Jeff the prez of amazon, bears strong physical resemblance to a walking human penis, and reinforced by a prickish feud with google, it is now acceptable to interchange “dickhead” with “Bezos”. Up yours bezos!

“What kind of bezos parks a car like that?”
“you would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
“Take a hike bezos!”
“Bezos!!!”
“Quit being such a fucking bezos.”

by war-n June 6, 2018

bezo

in reference to ones best friends, most commonly used in the north of england, particularly doncaster.

'i love you bezo'

by bettifer April 23, 2009

Bezos

When your side bitch splits your prime account and your wife splits your bank account

Yo dawg, I got bezos’ed when Mackenzie caught Lauren watching jack ryan on our prime account

by Meme_man3000 January 19, 2019

Bezos

A very greasy shit.

I went to the toilet and a particularly nasty bezos slithered out.

by Johan Johannes September 26, 2019

bezos

to hoard something.
to hoard something of necessity that you have too much of to expend

I'm going to bezos these cupcakes I stole from the baker. I'm not gonna eat them all but I'll keep them with me nonetheless.

by AngryOlive December 24, 2020

Bezos

cash money

Man I gotta get some bezos

by Mike Gotta January 10, 2019