Bertu

A Bertu is somebody who plays lots and lots of League. He loves the Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger (with no cheese, Bertu is lactose intolerant, of course) from Whataburger. Bertu is loud at times but always has something interesting to say, especially when it comes to movie opinions. To him, it is a big deal when he likes something so much he re-reads or re-watches it. When he is your friend, he is nice. When he doesn't like you, you won't know, but boy will his friends hear about it. Be careful-- he might run you over (influences: Baby Driver).

Me: Hey, are you gonna hang out with us?
Bertu: Nah, gotta finish this game, you bitch.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Bertu?
Guy 2: Yes, he's the talk of the town

by yankgreen November 17, 2023