Benjamin Button's Shit 

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.

Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.

Benjamin Button's Shit by Love SoFla April 5, 2009

Benjamin Button's dick 

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

City Center21: My Dick just got hard

MagicalCherry: Must Be a first

Me: He Is suffering from Benjamin Button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

benjamin button's dick 

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick

benjamin button's dick by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

Benjamin Buttons Penis 

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.

I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis

Benjamin Buttons Penis by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016

Benjamin Buttons 

The act of dating all the siblings from one family, from oldest to youngest, and eventually marrying the youngest sibling.

Dude, is Tom going to pull a Benjamin Buttons? He only has one sister left.

Benjamin Buttons by Hesspac June 13, 2019