Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first

"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"

Behind The Couch by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch 

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat

When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch by Dr. Steph July 7, 2021

Michaels Behind the Couch (MBTC) 

MBTC is an organized group of people. The sexiest, funniest, but also cutest of people on the earth. With prolly the biggest cocks in the whole universe. Michaels behind the couch is easily the coolest of n words. This brotherhood could never be broken and will be passed on until the end of time. The jokes never stop ending and just become funnier and funnier. The popularity of this group is insane but it keeps growing along with each of our pps. The humor in this group is just unreal. We believe the goal of this group is to become as cool as the one know as camilou and soon make history as the funniest people on the planet.

Bob- U know that amazing group chat

Joe-yes the one and only MIchaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)

Michaels Behind the Couch (MBTC) by Bran447 December 15, 2019

Popcorn behind the couch 

The act of overreacting to something insignificant in an extremely over dramatic fashion.

The way Mike responded, I thought we would discover dead puppies, but it was only popcorn behind the couch.

Popcorn behind the couch by Daggarious March 4, 2012

get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

get your ass back behind the fucking couch by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019