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Tom: you have a very nice Begenis

Jeff: Hey man thanks for the compliment about my big giant penis but yours is a bit of a sspenis
Begenis by Penisdefiner April 26, 2022
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the best human possible best girl possible and best companion possible. they are either very beautiful or very beautiful its one of those two. so fashionable and even when they dress casual they still look amazing. if u get one keep her cause a beenish is a rare blessing. people named beenish are just the best simple as that
this beenish is all you'll need
beenish by the beenish lover March 9, 2021
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the cutest sexiest girl ever. she classy in the streets but freaky in the sheets. they lute cute in glasses but for some reason prefer contact lenses smh. if the world was made of beenish's the world would be a better place. sadly not everyone is a beenish only a select few can have one. if u have a beenish go play the lotto cause you are a lucky man.
this beenish's be flawless
beenish by the beenish lover February 18, 2021
1. Like a penis, only hollow, made out of paper and full of angry bees, wasps or hornets, and not naturally attached to a human body.

2. A regular penis ravaged by bees.
"So Mary went to the bathroom with the guy, only to run out screaming moments later. Turns out he had a beenis!"
beenis by Raem September 28, 2006

Berenise 

A sassy, sexy, fierce beast who know how to have fun.
" Wow, you're such a sassy, sexy beast! Not to mention you're so fierce, but knows how to have fun!"
"They don't call me Berenise for nothing!"
Berenise by supsugar November 8, 2011
The tender area between the balls and the penis.
Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."
Beenis by Stevie Boo Boo April 8, 2019
The scientific term for a bee's penis.
"I've seen many a penis, but never a beenis."
Beenis by BeenisLover April 19, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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