A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity
by Jacket22 August 01, 2012
It means pussy lips.
by Doug March 31, 2005
A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.
by madhatter951 August 17, 2012
While beef curtain quite clearly relates to the facilities of a lady to enable a gentleman to gain entry with his pork sword, the reason is hitherto explained. In the 1970s many members of the middle class had dreadful looking reddy-brown curtains hanging in their houses often smelling of the sunday roast which had been enjoyed by the said middle classes on previous sundays. More often than not these people would enjoy a good bit of beef which is why the said curtains smelled the way they did. A lady's receptical which enables penal entry has a very similar persona after many years of sexual attention as the aforementioned 1970s curtains. The expression 'beef curtain' found its origin in the late 1970s.
1970s reddy-brown curtains hanging in 1970s middle class homes smelling of the recent sunday roast often beef. Womans naughty bits look and smell the same after use.
by Andrew Gratring September 13, 2005
Oh Becky had some huge beef curtains I couldn't even fuck her
Becky reminded me of a cow, oh why was she fat, no she just had a nasty beef curtain
Becky reminded me of a cow, oh why was she fat, no she just had a nasty beef curtain
by Thick Beef Curtains July 10, 2015
by SHMIZZA July 24, 2008
the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
by peopleareidiots April 22, 2011