Bed Bitch

A person who lays in bed and does nothing except maybe yelling at people to do things for them.

"Kyle is being a bed bitch right now for doing nothing while laughing at me for being productive."

"Don't be such a bed bitch, and get your own water."

Bed Bitch by Mduncgrad August 20, 2014

Bed Bitch

Similar to a "Booty Call", but not quite a "Friend With Benefits." A Bed Bitch is an acquaintance with whom your relationship's entire foundation revolves around a bed. You have sex, you cuddle, you watch movies, but you're never invited out on dates, to dinner, to meet their friends, etc. You exist as a living, breathing sex doll / stuffed animal to them. The exact terms of this "relationship" are usually not discussed, and they're skirted around if they come up.

"He's totally into me, I've been over to his place 5 nights this week."

"You're totally just his bed bitch.."

Bed Bitch by Xtopgunx November 4, 2014

Paper bed bitch

When you have to cover the whole body to have sex with them then throw the whole bitch away.

Karen is such a paper bed bitch I had to throw the bed away.

Paper bed bitch by 34goto February 22, 2020

bed time bitch 

When someone is extremely tired and needs to go to bed.

Pete yawned. "Bed time bitch," I said.

bed time bitch by natemev November 26, 2016

bed post bitch 

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.

Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!

bed post bitch by D-Word72 March 20, 2017

Put that bitch to bed 

Fucked a bitch so hard she went right to sleep.

Yo Fred, I put that bitch to bed last night.

Put that bitch to bed by freddiedangerous October 26, 2015

bitch in bed 

1. when someone you see is complaining like a complete bitch and not relaxing but instead is being mean to you or someone else. (usually occurs between co-workers).

2. When a person's attitude is of bitchiness and sarcasm which creates arousal for the person being talked to. Usually is used as an insult to the person of assholish-ness that creates the "turned-on, lets fuck" type of mindset.

co-worker female: Hi jack, i need you to write these reports.
Jack: I am a bit busy with customers right now on the phone, can i do it later?
co-worker female: Sure! in fact, ill do all the work while you chat with your friends like a lazy fuck would do, k?

*female co-worker walks away*

*bob is summoned...magically*

bob: wow she really rode your ass
Jack: yeah what a fucking bitch in bed that one. id like to lay her ass down like a mutha fucking knight in shining armor.

bitch in bed by seannubs September 23, 2010