Beard Season

Greatest season ever, time of year when it is not necessary to shave due to any reason at all

Dan: So Steve you haven't shaved in a while whats up?

Steve: Well Dan its that time of year you know beard season.

Beard Season by TheGlueGunner October 18, 2008

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Two Michigan definitions:
1. Fall beard season is defined as the open of deer season and the beard is shaved off when a deer is harvested or the end of the season.

2. Spring beard season starts when the Nation Hockey League's playoff season starts. Beard season ends when the Red Wings win Lord Stanley's Cup or when they are eliminated.

Jim: Damn Joe, it's Thanksgiving and your beard is getting pretty thick.
Joe: I'm hopeless. I missed two bucks at 100 yards. Only way I get a deer this year is if I hit one with my truck.

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John: I can't believe San Jose beat us like a red headed step child.
Junior: No shit, at least beard season is over and I can shave this scratchy thing off.

beard season by Sker May 20, 2011

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Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.

P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..

Beard Season by calamitymasker May 9, 2019

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beard season

The season beginning Nov. 1 with No Shave November and ending on Midnight Feb. 13, the day before Valentine's Day. This is the only acceptable time of year to sport a beard.

"Dude, did you see Bob's horrible facial pubes."

"Give the man a break, it's beard season."

beard season by yourpseudonymwillappear October 26, 2009

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Bear Season

Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".

Dude, did you bang her last night?

Nah, its bear season.

Bear Season by bill&neal4ever June 29, 2011

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Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

Bear Season by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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