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Beans and Rice 

When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her
Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
Beans and Rice by GiraffeAlina February 10, 2017

red beans and rice 

only the best meal from down da bayou, it includes red kindey beans and rice most of the time accompinied by smoked or hot sausage.
I'm going to maw-maws today, she's cooking some red beans and rice with smoked sausage.
red beans and rice by T-Lee May 25, 2008

red beans and rice 

phat, curvy or maybe just obese
Red beans and rice didn't miss her.
red beans and rice by Fledermouse December 14, 2012

Red Beans and Rice 

Sex move to derive fetishistic pleasure. During coitus, woman kicks man as hard as she can in the kidneys, during his ejaculation. Male then proceeds to pull out, and releases spray of cum and blood on females face. Female then proceeds to lap up the blood and cum mixture.
Dude 1: Why do you keep clutching your side, bro?
Dude 2: You should have been there man, Susan made me give her a Red Beans and Rice last night.

brown beans and rice queen

Usually a homosexual/bi/curious caucasion male of any age, that is primarily or only attracted to other men of color. This caucasion male does not typically have a preference, as long as the male is of another ethnicity. The term derives from many racial (truths) stereotypes of the many different ethnic foods consumed by either Asian (including "red-dot" indians) regarding the rice reference, beans for all males of latin decent and brown for (usually brown to lighter brown skinned) african-americans. Unfortunately, this does not necessarily mean the caucasion male with this preference actually see's the object of their affection for thier physical beauty or personality but more so just for their ethnic background. For example, a caucasion male could be currently dating a young, very attractive and fit Asian male but still leave him for or cheat on him with another lesser attractive male, purely out of instinct and just because he is asian thus leaving most men of color to shy away from "brown beans and rice" queens because they usually feel more like a fetish than a preference.
Domonique: "Tommy is such a brown beans and rice queen!"

Brandon: "No way, wait....really? How do you know?"

Domonique: "Well, he dated Tyrone for like 2 years, last month he was seeing Juan but then he cheated on Juan with Arjun and tonight he's tryin' to mac on David Cho!"

Brandon: "Oh wow, you're right! He is such a brown beans and rice queen!"

rice and beans 

A source of income that is essential to your livelihood.
Yvette thought that we were trying to get her fired so she told me "Dont mess with my rice and beans!!!"
rice and beans by Mike - HRCG August 21, 2011
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