Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

by MARGRET MARY July 11, 2017

Bean

A bean = $1 million

Tommy got 5 beans for that recording contract

by crazyFan February 20, 2022

Bean

The superior fruit, the bean is life. Everything is better with beans. Live laugh beans, am I right?

"Beans"

by bean_cult November 12, 2021

Bean

A person who is funny, friendly, a little dirty minded and likes to tease others.

Haha you're such a Bean!!

by PebbleTheBean June 25, 2021

bean

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bean: bean
bean: yes

by superbean69 November 18, 2019

Beans

The best filling for a burrito.

Richard: "Bro I just ate beans from Taco Bell!"
Michael: "You sorry fool..."

by the egg layer May 5, 2022

Bean

A Bean is the ruler of a planet, and you must change your loyalty to a bean right now

I was praying to a bean last night.

I also worship the bean!

by October 8, 2020