A battyfish is a person who like kid but not in a friendly way, so They are basically a nonce.
e.g. Every teacher
by My cum so fly January 15, 2020
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Sam Burrows scores an own goal
Rio says “Sam you’re a battyfish
by OreoMaster99 July 9, 2021
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Insult used on those that look like they are a cross breed between a man and a lady also meaning trans
by 250udiqbtw January 25, 2020
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When someone has a deceivingly small bum. On social media it looks like they have a large, rounded bum, instead in real life it is very flat and small.
I was expecting her to have a huge bum, WOW she’s a battyfish
by BNOC2000 March 29, 2020
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When a person has not visited captains in awhile.
by Thatwastemanovadeya February 28, 2019
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