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Bat Snatch

1. Noun:
A vagina belonging to a disgusting, old woman who hasn't had sex in years, therefore having a snatch that hasn't seen daylight like a dark, empty, never-ending bat cave.

"Damn, Elaine is such a bat snatch! I don't think she's gotten laid since 1973!"
" Who would wanna fuck that old bat snatch?"
"That bitch is so ugly, I'm sure nobody has ever touched that bat snatch"
Bat Snatch by Brianne1979 January 4, 2006
Words you can keep

the bat snatch 

Whe the woman in the relationship takes over all decisions
Yeah bro my wife pulled the bat snatch this morning at breakfast
the bat snatch by Calibra August 12, 2016

cricket bat snatch 

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"
Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!
cricket bat snatch by eurocelt June 30, 2017

Satchel Bat 

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.
Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?
Satchel Bat by S4S April 9, 2010

Bagsnatchin' M 

A term used for those who like to steal bags with valuable items, such as wallets, jewelry, money, etc.
Person: Dang! Micah stole my purse again! He's such a Bagsnatchin' M!
Bagsnatchin' M by noname16 January 12, 2021

bagsnatcher 

A Person Who’s Gonna Get That Bag Regardless
“Alex Is A Real Bagsnatcher He’s Got Ambition
bagsnatcher by QueToeLicker October 25, 2020
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