The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.
by lizzzardking November 21, 2021
by SGTV January 2, 2021
Toyota Corolla, Hyundai & KIA (all models), Nissan Altima, Nissan Rogue are cars that basic bitches are most likely to have.
Christina: I heard Rashida just got a new Toyota Corolla.
Lesley: it's only right, she's a basic bitch so she got a basic bitch car 😏😂
Lesley: it's only right, she's a basic bitch so she got a basic bitch car 😏😂
by Sweetnsalty September 27, 2023
The cycle of shit talking that ensues with basic bitches. A mention of a name leads to a mention of another name, leading to more and more repitive shit talking
Basic 1:"Did you see the fat bitch Clara yesterday?"
Basic 2:"I saw her in the hall with Alyssa."
Basic 1: "Alyssa? Shes a dumb whore."
Bystander: "You guys are caught in the basic bitch cycle."
Basic 2:"I saw her in the hall with Alyssa."
Basic 1: "Alyssa? Shes a dumb whore."
Bystander: "You guys are caught in the basic bitch cycle."
by blupopscl February 13, 2018
Ashley threw a basic bitch fit when she drove all the way to Starbucks only to find out that they no longer served pumpkin spice lattes.
by Emilypw464 November 11, 2015
Is the typical angry female seen staring at her phone or just plain looking angry.If you make eye contact with this beast she will start pointing at you and screaming misagynist, oppressor,or any other litany of feminist anti-male buzzwards.
Man did you hear that Seattle Basic Bitch going off on that guy for asking her if she wanted a drink at the bar last night.
by SingleSeattle September 20, 2015
A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.
Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.
by Seattlelover January 7, 2015