Barist 

People who shame barbells for how long they are, how much they can hold, what they can do

Damn man, That guy has been complaining his barbell is only 6 feet long, I think he's kinda barist

Barist by AssSnorkler May 7, 2021

Barist-bro 

A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."

I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!

Barist-bro by ZoSAndrew January 27, 2011

Marching Baritone 

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.

Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.

Marching Baritone by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa by EpicScientician January 5, 2022

Dylan Barstow

A Rapper from the Lawrence/Methuen area who started a riot at Hampton Beach and got arrested by the S.W.A.T team. He started off as a boxer from INTENZE 978 and is very popular in the New England area for his reckless behavior and personality. He’s a good kid though, a lot of people know him from being a waiter too at TGI Fridays and even the older people like him. His nickname is also “Blicky”.

Dylan Barstow is a reckless kid, but a good kid.

Dylan Barstow by TheWatcherWhoSees July 29, 2023

Barisan Nasional 

A Malaysian political coalition led Malaysia from 1957 to 2018. They used to be good, developing Malaysia while caring for people. Even after 2018 when they became opposition, they seemed okay. However, they betrayed people by cooperating with far-left populist Pakatan Harapan in 2022. This has only proven that Barisan Nasional only wants power but not principles.

Are you still supporting Barisan Nasional? I used to be, but now no more. I still remember when Barisan Nasional chose Pakatan Harapan to form the government. It was such a disgusting moment. It had only proven that Barisan Nasional is a traitor.

Do you think that Barisan Nasional is a hero? They used to be. But now? No more. They betrayed people. How dare they could cooperate with communists.

Since then, I decided to vote Perikatan Nasional, not Barisan Nasional.

Barisan Nasional by caramel capuccino August 11, 2023

Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

Hungarian barstool by feldermaus January 14, 2009