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Bar fruit

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An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.
Bar fruit by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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fruit bar 

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Another word for "faggot" that your parents will let you say!
Hey johnny look at that fruit bar under the rainbow.
fruit bar by uncle_rico June 14, 2005

Fruit and Grain Bar 

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While your sex partner is getting undressed quickly rip off a section of the wall and quietly beat them with it
while shoveling several fruit AND grain bars up there anus after they start to bleed through the month incessantly shit on their bodies at exactly every 34 seconds, once this is finished hide the body and gloat to all your friends
Gay lad 1- so hows Tiny estavan
Gay lad 23- It sucks shes a bitch i think shes gonna marry me
Gay lad 1- thats not of the riz, totally fruit and grain bar that bitch
Fruit and Grain Bar by SCULLET February 5, 2005

Fruit and juice bar 

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a bar for fruit and juice, it is also an inside joke between Liz and Karen
hey lets go to the fruit and juice bar
Fruit and juice bar by Casedawg December 19, 2003
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