Getting drunk and driving a vehicle into a miscellaneous object.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

Bann·an bah-nan or, commonly, buh-nan
-noun
1. An extremely great builder within the virtual world of Second Life though, he's shunned for his lack of LSL expertise: "Wow, check out Bannan's creation. The scripting most likely sucks though."
-adjective
1. Good to the point of eyegasmic pleasure: "Bannanlicious"
2. Recently modified by Bannan: "Bannanified"
3. Currently being griefed by Bannan: "Bannanwned"
4. Being touched and/or blessed by Bannan: "Bannanized"

When ur so autistic you literally forgot the a on bannana