Someone whom has the classic form of Schizophrinia and legally files a false police report,false complaint,etc. on someone out of a schizophrenic episode.
Man,I went shopping at this store and the clerk did a Bandy on me claiming I was the governement after her becuase I was shopping at that store.
by JAW33 August 21, 2008
Simpleflips: Natheniel God damn Scuttlebug Bandy every God damn time.
Natheniel Bandy every god damn time.
Natheniel Bandy every god damn time.
by Bruv0869 July 28, 2018
Drinking alcohol until one reaches a state of utter bandiness where one cannot usefully function in any way in the physical world.
Often accompanied by bandy dancing where the limbs flail about in an uncoordinated fashion and usually results in excessive use of "pirate talk"
Not to be mixed with bandy candy
Often accompanied by bandy dancing where the limbs flail about in an uncoordinated fashion and usually results in excessive use of "pirate talk"
Not to be mixed with bandy candy
Person 1: Let's drink until we get bandy.
Person 2: BANDY DRINKING!
Person 1: YARRRRR! Ye scurvy bagel!
Person 2: BANDY DRINKING!
Person 1: YARRRRR! Ye scurvy bagel!
by Katie "the whore" Redmond October 17, 2007
Candy that has been crafted by Satan himself. Candy so disgusting that it makes you want to kill yourself than eat more. Appear to be Smarties on first inspection, but once you bite, you realised your mistake.
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.
Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.
Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death
1: I bet I can finish off all this bandy candy before you!
2: You're on!
...20mins later...
(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!
2: You're on!
...20mins later...
(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!
by Katie "the whore" Redmond October 17, 2007
A bandy snatch is a vagina that has been rammed so much that it has the ability to stretch like a jumbo sized rubber band. A bandy snatch is not a good thing, unless you have a horse penis. Some may say "its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"
"I wanted to fuck Monique so bad, but once i saw that hoe had a bandy snatch, i slapped the bitch and ran."
by Davidd Nielsen May 21, 2009
by Quinny_84 May 20, 2017
To drink alcohol in excess. Drinking so much your body and/or mind can't function right and you become 'bandy'. Occurrs in a group of friends who want to get as drunk as possible.
"Hey man you wanna go bandy drinking tonight?"
"Man he's so drunk, he's totally bandy!"
"Lets go bandy drinking!!!"
"Man he's so drunk, he's totally bandy!"
"Lets go bandy drinking!!!"
by Gerard Cannon October 24, 2007