Balls Soup

When the temp is so high that your gooch produces so much sweat that pools around your balls, creating a balls broth if you will.

Nathan: Dude it's way hot up in this piece.
Nic; I've had enough of this noise let's bounce.
Jerome: Word, I've been sittin in balls soup for like an hour.
Nathan: nice.

by L-Keebsy July 2, 2008

Balls To Soup

At the moment everything is about to go to shit. And/or: Right before you have to make a crucial, important decision.

Similar to:

- At Crunch Time
- When Push Comes To Shove
- When The Pedal Hits The Metal
- Gun To My Head

Balls to Soup, i would have to admit i prefer my oldest child.
Balls To Soup I realised that I wasted so much of my life.
Balls To Soup I'm sure some people will survice a global nuclear winter.

by anonymous April 22, 2025

Balls in your soup

An expression used to dismiss passive aggressive behaviour, or deflect from someone who is stressing you out with an overload of information.

Aethelfred: You're the kind of guy who likes his toast buttered both sides, aren't you...
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred:What?
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred: What?
Hadrik: Balls in your soup.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

balls in my soup

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.

Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

Ball Soup

When testicles become sweaty due to hot conditions (Clam Chowder is the female equivalent).

Perspiration on male genitalia after prolonged activity or hot conditions.

Can you turn up the AC? I'm sitting in ball soup over here.

I get wicked ball soup after a good run.

by brisket79 August 26, 2013

ball soup

When, in the heat of summer, your balls are soaked in sweat.

I wish I had air conditioning - there sure is a lot of ball soup going on down there.

by Chintz November 5, 2004

Ball Soup Tornado

When an individual is outside walking on a hot humid day and the air is so heavy it sticks to you. You can smell other people's body odor, including their balls, when they pass you walking by. The weather totally sucks making you feel as if you are "swimming in ball soup".

Kansas Summers / High Humidity/ Tornado Season .. aka - BALL SOUP TORNADO.

by CAckbloxer October 20, 2019