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Ball Tea 

When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.

First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.

Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.

You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.

Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?

Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.

Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
.
Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*

Guy1: Hahaha!

Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
Ball Tea by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
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Ball Tea 

The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.
Hey bro you're glowing today,

Yup stephanie let me ball tea her last night!
Ball Tea by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020

ball-tearer 

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.
"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."
ball-tearer by Panda January 17, 2005

ball tease 

someone that teases men in a very flirtatious, sexual way. They make themselves appear avalible and draw on the guys but never take action
Jenny is all over the entire football team but never picks one of them. She is such a ball tease.
ball tease by babiigrl July 21, 2006

Texas Ball Tease 

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?
Texas Ball Tease by Rydotra October 11, 2021

chocolate ball teabag 

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team

Playing for Webb Middle School. They are for sure one of the worst teams in all of GISD and the DFW metroplex. Filled with some of the most retarded and mentally ill people from garland.
person 1 : Hey are you gonna watch Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team play today after school?

person 2 : nah dude i'm gonna stay home because they suck dick and balls