baja blast

when you make a scene at taco bell so your wife divorces you

i pulled a baja blast yesterday and now im single

by stamos!! May 27, 2019

Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.

"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"

by RealNigga2000 August 23, 2018

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baja blast

To beef while skateboarding so hard it causes you to lose your job.

homicide was doing some sick flips on his way to work, but he baja blasted himself into the unemployment office. Taco Bell doesn't care if you have a concussion, you're still a half hour late to your shift.

by .tee. April 2, 2014

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