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Dr. Backburger 

A voyeur who specializes in studying pictures of backburgers.
Dr. Backburger’s only medical advice is not to eat backburgers with sesame seeds.
Dr. Backburger by Boozeturd May 30, 2021

backburner 

used to describe a boy or girl of slight interest who isn't exactly qualified to date at the moment, but may come in handy later. thus one places them on the "back burner," keeping them warm (subtle flirting, etc.), until you're ready to chow down (i.e. date, talk, hang out with when one has nothing else to do, etc.)
"Yea Tom is acting like a dick tonight, but I have Joe on the backburner, I think I'll give him a call."
backburner by Melissa C. January 4, 2008

Back Burger 

when a lady bends over in front of you with her ass facing you, its the fuzzy bean bag that you see hanging down.
sally took off her pants and i was amazed at the juicyness of her back burger
Back Burger by Kevsloth July 16, 2009

backburner 

a place where you put things you don't have time/money for or have otherwise abandoned.
origin: an urban fire escape where you go and get a sunburn on your back.
you don't have room for that in your life, you'd better put it on the back burner
backburner by brap February 5, 2005

Backbanger 

Backbanger = from the back I'd bang her. Momentary ocular pleasure ruined from the sudden realization of subjects age or gender.
Scenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

Awkward silence all the way hoScenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

That backbanger caused awkward silence all the way home......
Backbanger by SimiB January 22, 2016

bareburger 

a shaved, plucked, waxed, or tweezed furburger
My furburger was so furry that I had to weed whack it into a bareburger
bareburger by brown eye October 12, 2004