baby punting

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

Baby Punting

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration

I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier

by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

punting baby syndrome

When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.

YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.

by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006

putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010