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Baby poo 

The result of a small-follow through in your pants.

Also called Baby Shit or Baby Shite.
Referred to by intellectuals as Infantile Poop.
'Uh-oh, I just did a baby poo'

After passing wind, A sudden look of horror came over Craig's face as he realised that there was a Baby Poo in his pants.
Baby poo by LeePea March 7, 2007

Baby Poo Poo

The color of the walls at Canyon Rose Acadamy. Coincidently, it is also the color of Jeffree Star's face.
Jordan: His face is burnt up and looks like baby poo poo!
Taco: Shut up I'm playing Kingdom Hearts.
Baby Poo Poo by Sincerely Jordan November 2, 2008

poo baby 

During anal sex, the man ejacualtes into the anus of the male or female receiver. When the receiver later uses the toilet, what comes out of the anus, a mixture of ejaculate and feces is a poo baby.
Chris and Sean, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes the poo baby in the toilet carriage.
poo baby by Gabriel Miranda April 19, 2007

Poo Baby 

When you eat too much the night/day before - and your bloated stomach's contents have digested enough - and your 'leftovers' are ready to be "dropped off at the pool".
Nat - "I ate too much last night! Poo Baby is ready to launch!"
Kim - "Same here, I'll come with."

Kelly - "I've got a Poo Baby."
Poo Baby by MaceGrey October 19, 2010

poo baby 

My wife just had a poo baby! thats how i know it wasn't mine!
poo baby by poo_baby_maker5 February 22, 2011