BFYTW
BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT's WHY
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bfytw
bfytw by alltheusernamesaretaken December 30, 2010
BFYTW
Because Fuck You That’s Why.
bfyttmhwmptmm
Begging for you to take my hand wreck my plans thats my man (a cool lyrics from willow by Taylor swift)
bfyttmhwmptmm by Lindseylohansuperfan March 18, 2021
bfitw
best friends in the world
bfftw
best friend for the win; the kind of friend you can depend on for anything and will help you whenever you have a problem
There is an old saying that says a good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a best friend will sit with you in jail for the night. Well a BFFTW will break you out of jail using a helicopter, just so the two of you can go to a movie together.
bftwd
why is the head cheerleader dating the leader of the debate team? I don't know, but it may have something to do with his being bftwd
bftwd by Hugh J'butt November 24, 2011
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