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Government peanutbutter 

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it
"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

impromptu peanutbutter sandwich 

when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.
i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

mr Peanutbutter 

A cool dog from bojack horseman
Whos that dog Mr Peanutbutter!!
Mr Peanutbutter and Bojack Horseman in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?

peanutbutterankles

There is not definition for peanutbutterankles,
it's just simply a fun word to say
when you're not sober.
"Duuuuuude! Guess what?!"
"What?!"
"....Peanutbutterankles."
peanutbutterankles by [TyKuz] December 9, 2008

Peanutbutter bubbles

When a person tosses someones salad and the one recieving farts and makes the others cheeks inflate loke thier blowing up a balloon
Alleycat gave terry peanutbutter bubbles last night.

peanutbutter rag 

the towel used and reused to catch a man's genetic material (sperm), so he dosen't get it on his bed, body, dog, ect. (the name is derived from the distinctive scent that the towel has because of its repeated use without being cleaned).
Troll was bored so he got out his peanutbutter rag when he started to play, so he could catch his "fun".
peanutbutter rag by Chia37 November 12, 2005