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jacksonville plea bargain 

When you sleep with the judge of your trial to get out of serving your sentence
Jason got a Jacksonville Plea Bargain after stealing the Weenie Truck.

Bargain Basement Becky 

That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.

1. Wife
2. Girlfriend

3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits

5. Sidepiece

6. Smash

7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.

You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.

Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.

Bargain Basement Becky 

The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.

Home Bargains 

An iconic British discount store chain founded in 1976 by Tom Morris in Liverpool, England. Here you will find a flock of single mums spending the last of their benefits check on dino nuggets and oven chips.
Top Brands. Bottom Prices.
Person 1: Oi where you going
Person 2: Home Bargains
Person 1: Get me a stella will ya

Bargain Basement Becky 

The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.

the devil doesn’t bargain 

a phrase that means never get back together with your ex

the devil doesn’t bargain

your ex will only break your heart again
Jenna: i wanna get back together with ryan
Jenna friend: no don’t do it, remember the devil doesn’t bargain, it will only be bad again