by cdfcgvjhnhhbgftrdytfyghbjn May 7, 2011
australia is a country that is too far away from everywhere else. good thing too, cause everywhere else is freakin' scary. we don't have those stupid lariegan accents made popular by steve irwin and crocodile dundee. alot like the usa but isolated, varied, friendly, fun loving and not as hated. we do have a crap assed prime minister that looks like a kiddie fiddler but then which country doesn't? we don't live in the country where kangaroos hop pass. so don't you yanks assume that cause we don't say you guys are redneck bible toting screamers, huh? but australia is the lesser of evils.
by griffin2306 September 22, 2006
Sorry aussie folks, but australia was formed when a bunch of British convicts were shipped there and started to populate. So in reality, your all descendants of criminals. :D
Unsuspecting tourist: Here, can you hold my camera please?
Australian Criminal: Sure thing! (Runs for the hills)
Australian Criminal: Sure thing! (Runs for the hills)
by Bubs_13 October 23, 2007
the country where you can retire after hitting the lottery, buying a boat, plane, a pimp jazzy, and letting carolyn do all your planning, and you can kick back and party every single day while you live forever
I am going to go to Turkey Hill, buy lottery tickets and a slushie, and after winning the lottery buy a plane and a boat, pimp out a jazzy, let carolyn do all my planning, move to australia, and party until forever because I will never die.
by gertrude eugene mildred September 4, 2008
Best fucking country in the world.. all you other fuckers better not diss it, and as for the ones that live in this country (immigrants etc), if you like to tease aussies and diss the country you live in (Oz), well how about you fags FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SHITTY RUN DOWN POOR COUNTRY.
Go AUSTRALIA!!!
Go AUSTRALIA!!!
Leb: Fucking Aussie cunt
Aussie: fuck you, you greasy bastard
Leb: I'll call my cousins
Aussie: Go back to the fucking hole you crawled out of (Lebannon)
*** Ozzie smashes the shit out of the leb and the leb cries***
Aussie: Australia, the only bad thing is grease.
Aussie: fuck you, you greasy bastard
Leb: I'll call my cousins
Aussie: Go back to the fucking hole you crawled out of (Lebannon)
*** Ozzie smashes the shit out of the leb and the leb cries***
Aussie: Australia, the only bad thing is grease.
by woohadwvfwevfke November 14, 2005
A place where people call their friends cunt and our favorite food is snags. People are laid back and have the best accents ever, we pronounce Australia, straya. AND FOR CHRISTS SAKES IT'S PRAWNS NOT SRIMP. Australia is known for its amazing slang... aussi, aussie, assie, oi, oi, oi. maccas, thongs (not flip-flops), g'day, mate and many more. straya has many iconic things like ja'mie, prank patrol, milo, fairy breed, and abc3. Finally, never piss off an Australian they are vicious, so don't ever eat vegemite with a spoon or they will end you.
australia: "yeah nah but nah yeah" "Can you pull into the servo for a sec, I gotta grab a sausage roll." "Maaaaaaaaaaaaate."
rest of the world: "WhATT??"
rest of the world: "WhATT??"
by randomperson746 December 18, 2018
best country at everything, hottest chicks, good surfing, good at sports, good at making movies eg "saw"(FUCK ALL OF YOU HOLLYWOOD PRICKS)good actors (apollogies for Russel Crowe)
for the record, its AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE.. not OZZY nor OSSY..
for the record, its AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE.. not OZZY nor OSSY..
"woah man, did u see that movie saw?!"
"yeah man i was watching in between punching your grandma in the ovaries and rocking out to john farnem"
"yeah man i was watching in between punching your grandma in the ovaries and rocking out to john farnem"
by yesihatearrogantamericanfucktards June 8, 2005