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i very funny person who loves pulling jokes on her gf and likes to do sexy things to his or her gf he also loves sweets so if you wanna get with a person named augustino get him some candy
girl omg look at augustino today i heard if you buy candy for him he might end up liking you
augustino by toyko_smash September 14, 2021
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the funniest, most handsome guy you will ever meet. also the best boyfriend in the world.
wow is that augustino? hes so handsome!
Augustino by you'reajew January 24, 2024

Agustina 

Italian name given to females in Italy, Spain, Argentina and Uruguay. The name comes from the latin "Augustus". Agustinas are so gorgeous, intelligent and elegant women, it's heartbreaking. They will win your heart en make you fall in love with them immediately.
She's so perfect! Look at her! I bet she's an Agustina...

I met this lady, she's so interesting and sexy. How lucky am I to find an Agustina?!
Agustina by alecast1989 April 10, 2020
Agustin is the smartest, sexiest, funniest, most loving, most caring, most logical, most amazing, and most incredible man to ever exist. He is the best boyfriend on the planet. He’s protective and loyal. He makes me the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life. I’m not sure that words could possibly describe what an amazing human being he is. His smile lights up my world. He is a good person. He’s hard working and brilliant, and he’s going to do every damn thing in life that he puts his mind to. I’m absolutely in love with him, and he has my whole heart.
random person: Why are you smiling?

me: Oh, I was just thinking about Agustin.
Agustin by ae’sgirl July 15, 2021

Agustina 

The most amazing person you will met. She will lighting your days with her beautiful smile and cheer you up with her loughs. She is so loving and caring you will wonder how you keep her around, so treat her how she deserves; with love and kindness.
Girl 1: your such an agustina

Girl 2: aww thank you
Agustina by Doradexplirer January 22, 2020

Augustine 

Augustine is the type of guy who seems very timid at first but once you get to know him he will never stop talking. Hes very playfull and caring. Once an Ausgustine finds the right girl, he does what he cans to try to make her happy. And sometimes his effort may not be seen at first, he will change your world. Dont get an Augustine mad though because at times he can get a little carried away. Hes the type to hold in his emotions and lets them out at a random basis. Hes really smart even though he doesnt show it. He loves his family and the ones closest to him. Your lucky to have an Augustine.
1. There goes Augustine, yeah..thats him(:
Augustine by derek S. April 25, 2013
An amazing boy who has a huge heart, he tends to wear his feelings on his sleeve some might say. Very attractive, tall, amazing eyes, and consuming personality. Augusto loves easily and knows what he wants, very loyal and playful.
girl: hey is that augusto?
girl2: oh my goodness yes he is so fine.
augusto by luaraprincess March 12, 2017
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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