August 28th

Space day. All lights shut off so that us humans can see the very thing we came from. If we can’t see it any other day, today is that day

“It’s August 28th! You know what that means? It’s space day, kim!”

by Brandonimo December 17, 2019

August 28th

national tell your girlfriend her pubes look great day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th and you pubes look amazing”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

August 28th

August 28th is National ass eating day on this day everyone will eat ass

Omg bro its National ass eating day, let's go eat some ass.. Yes august 28th is the best day

by Jaob 😍 October 27, 2019

August 28th

National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

August 28th

A good pal’s birthday! His name probably starts with a B, and he is sweet, kind, and charming. He might have bright blue eyes that you can Easily get lost in. He really cares for those he loves. He is the best best friend someone could ever ask for.

Look it’s August 28th it’s Bailey’s Birthday!

by Your friend;) July 1, 2021

August 28th

A Japanese bitches birthday

Bruh1: hey foo
Bruh2:what nih

Bruh1:you know what day it is?
Bruh2:nah

Bruh1: august 28th a Japanese bitches birthday

Bruh2:is it tsunami nih?

by add my snap @guys423 I do stre November 26, 2019

August 28th

National Fuck Your Ex Day

Girl- hey, I want to fuck you but worried about catching feelings

Ex- don’t worry, it’s August 28th, National fuck an ex day. No strings attached

Girl- you better cum over then

by Horse0332 August 25, 2021