Atomic Number Engineering

The ultimate alchemy: directly editing an element's identity by changing the number of protons in its nucleus. This isn't just nuclear fusion or fission (smashing nuclei together or splitting them apart); it's the precise, surgical addition or removal of protons to transmute one element into another on demand. Lead into gold? Basic. Turning toxic waste into inert helium, or synthesizing stable, super-heavy elements unknown in nature? That's the goal. It requires staggering amounts of energy and control over the strong nuclear force, making it the pinnacle of material science—literally rewriting the periodic table to suit your needs.

*Example: "The waste cleanup used atomic number engineering. They ran the radioactive cesium-137 through a proton scrubber, yanking out protons one by one until it became stable, harmless platinum. The process cost a billion dollars in antimatter catalyzed energy, but hey, free jewelry."*

Atomic Number Engineering by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Atomic Number Engineering

The practice of designing and creating materials by manipulating atomic nuclei—changing one element into another, creating new elements, or precisely controlling isotopic composition. Atomic number engineering is alchemy made scientific: instead of turning lead into gold (possible but not worth the energy), modern practitioners create elements that don't exist in nature, produce isotopes for medicine and industry, and dream of one day assembling materials atom by atom, nucleus by nucleus. The field sits at the intersection of nuclear physics and materials science, requiring particle accelerators, immense energy, and patience for extremely low yields. The payoff is everything from cancer treatments to space probe power sources to the fundamental expansion of the periodic table.

Example: "The lab synthesized element 117, adding a new row to the periodic table. The sample consisted of exactly three atoms that existed for milliseconds before decaying. Atomic number engineering had succeeded, though no one would ever hold element 117 in their hand. The periodic table grew; human ambition grew with it."

Atomic Number Engineering by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004