Ass Pasta 

When someone is fucking you in the ass and you are shitting simultaneously, which causes the shit to encase the penis and come out the sides of the asshole. The shit fans out around the shaft making pasta like shapes.

We ran out of lube so we had to make ass pasta to ease the anal stretching.

Ass Pasta by Greasy butthole June 14, 2015

Ass pasta 

1. poop

2. a noob

"Holy shit i made a big bowl of ass pasta tonight..."

"Lol, get out of here you frickin' ass pasta!"

Ass pasta by Drippy MC August 25, 2008

pasty ass pasta 

A white person

Zoe McConnell is a pasty ass pasta

pasty ass pasta by Kiddydiddler21123 March 2, 2021

Pasta Ass 

An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.

Look at the pasta ass on her!

Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!

Pasta Ass by sskra September 8, 2009

Fasta pasta ass 

A girls backside/asshole that smells of pasta pasta that’s been in the fridge for 3 days

Was fucking this girl and man she had bad fasta pasta ass, Smelt disgusting

Fasta pasta ass by Spencer boi May 23, 2018

pasta ass 

a girls ass, but its made of a type of pasta, usually spaghetti.

"im gonna eat that ass!"
"ew dude, no."
"calm down bro, its just some pasta ass."

pasta ass by patchymoon July 13, 2018

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls by HK Orlando October 19, 2006