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Ass pasta 

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1. poop

2. a noob


"Holy shit i made a big bowl of ass pasta tonight..."

"Lol, get out of here you frickin' ass pasta!"
Ass pasta by Drippy MC August 25, 2008
Related Words
Ass pasta • pasty ass pasta • Pasta Ass • Fasta pasta ass • Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt

pasty ass pasta 

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A white person
Zoe McConnell is a pasty ass pasta

Pasta Ass 

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An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.
Look at the pasta ass on her!

Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!
Pasta Ass by sskra September 8, 2009

Fasta pasta ass 

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A girls backside/asshole that smells of pasta pasta that’s been in the fridge for 3 days
Was fucking this girl and man she had bad fasta pasta ass, Smelt disgusting
Fasta pasta ass by Spencer boi May 23, 2018

pasta ass 

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a girls ass, but its made of a type of pasta, usually spaghetti.
"im gonna eat that ass!"
"ew dude, no."
"calm down bro, its just some pasta ass."
pasta ass by patchymoon July 13, 2018

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

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3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
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leafers 

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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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