Ass pasta

1. poop

2. a noob

"Holy shit i made a big bowl of ass pasta tonight..."

"Lol, get out of here you frickin' ass pasta!"

by Drippy MC August 25, 2008

Ass Pasta

When someone is fucking you in the ass and you are shitting simultaneously, which causes the shit to encase the penis and come out the sides of the asshole. The shit fans out around the shaft making pasta like shapes.

We ran out of lube so we had to make ass pasta to ease the anal stretching.

by Greasy butthole June 14, 2015

Pasta Ass

An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.

Look at the pasta ass on her!

Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!

by sskra September 8, 2009

Fasta pasta ass

A girls backside/asshole that smells of pasta pasta that’s been in the fridge for 3 days

Was fucking this girl and man she had bad fasta pasta ass, Smelt disgusting

by Spencer boi May 23, 2018

pasty ass pasta

A white person

Zoe McConnell is a pasty ass pasta

by Kiddydiddler21123 March 2, 2021

pasta ass

a girls ass, but its made of a type of pasta, usually spaghetti.

"im gonna eat that ass!"
"ew dude, no."
"calm down bro, its just some pasta ass."

by patchymoon July 13, 2018