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2. a noob

"Holy shit i made a big bowl of ass pasta tonight..."

"Lol, get out of here you frickin' ass pasta!"
by Drippy MC July 29, 2008
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When someone is fucking you in the ass and you are shitting simultaneously, which causes the shit to encase the penis and come out the sides of the asshole. The shit fans out around the shaft making pasta like shapes.
We ran out of lube so we had to make ass pasta to ease the anal stretching.
by Greasy butthole June 14, 2015
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