Ass blaster

An intense shit explosion that shoots one at least five feet in the air

Man one:why is there a home in the cealing

Man two:it was jcak he had an ass blaster

by Kiwi daddy March 07, 2019

ass blaster

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

by red April 16, 2005

ass blaster

To nut in a girls ass

I ass blasted the whore!

by sihatchturbo January 17, 2005

ass blaster

good Mexican food

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 19, 2003

ass blaster

1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.

Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.

by BillyGoat November 15, 2002

ass blaster

One who is flawless in anal penetration. Ass blasters can sucessfully preform anal without the dreaded poo-stains.

Yo thug, ima be ass blaster certified tonight.

by brandon and zach July 09, 2004

Ass Blaster

A guy who blows his load into a girls ass.

Peter North was a real Ass Blaster in his latest porno.

by ChewyAnimal July 03, 2009