Ass Wind 

A fart void of any smell at all. The opposite of the "silent but deadly" fart. This fart can be noisy and/or gross sounding, as long as it is odorless.

I just felt the breeze from your ass wind.

Or

Why didn't that fart smell at all? It's just ass wind.

Ass Wind by Big Lerm March 11, 2009

ass in the wind 

Rockin' the missionary position in public. On a windy day, you'll wish she went on top.

Steve: Hey man, you didn't come back to the club
Jerry: Yeah I know, me and Wendy hooked up
Steve: Ass in the wind?
Jerry : Ass in the wind!

ass in the wind by ferrara101 August 15, 2010

ass-face to the wind 

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.

I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!

ass-face to the wind by joshula December 9, 2008

ass-faced to the wind 

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

ass-faced to the wind by Joshula January 31, 2008

Ass Window

Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.

Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"

Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."

Ass Window by TheCuzJim November 18, 2016

ass window

A small hole in a pair of jeans that would reveal a portion a person's behind if they happen to be wearing a thong or possibly less.

Did you see the ass window on her?

ass window by Dean Stansbury as inspired by Jen Jud May 10, 2006

Ass Winding 

To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.

Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!

Ass Winding by TheBunyip October 10, 2016