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Ass Stache

The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache
Ass Stache by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014
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Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.

trash stache ass 

some have heard of the trash stache. its a trash stache literally on your ass.
sorry man i can't go out tonight, i have to shave my trash stache ass.

Ass Satchel 

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load
1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.
Ass Satchel by double_r August 8, 2007

Satchel Ass 

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.
You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!
Satchel Ass by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

Stacked Ass Dack

I was at this ritual and I saw your sister... I got a stacked ass dack.

Uhmmm... k.

"Stacked Like Ass" 

Stacked like Ass: The saying which can represent both something being very awful, or very good (as in attractive.)
"Wow" said the unloader, "that pallet is "Stacked Like Ass", I better fix it.

And Later:

"Did you see that woman, she was "Stacked Like Ass."
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