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Ass Crispy Treat 

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.
Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night

Crispy Ass Flakes 

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.
If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.
Crispy Ass Flakes by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013

ass crisps 

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.
After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.
ass crisps by splosion squad September 28, 2009
Damn, I just wanna take a bite out of that crisp ass!
Crisp ass by A-mazz-ing February 3, 2017
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026