Urban Archery

Urban Archery is an internationally recognised sport. Basically a man (sorry, no gender equality here ladies) puts a traffic cone on his head and then runs as fast as he can at a road sign. Yeah... not a lot of rules and/or aim to the sport but you get the idea.
Joe: Ay up. Do you want to play Urban Archery
Boy: Yes. Yes I do.
by max_b October 29, 2009
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Underwater Archery

Underwater Archery is the act of masterbating while submerged under water. It can be in a pool, bath or even ocean.
"Dude, that guy just jerked off in the pool!"
"It's called Underwater Archery."
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by SteynUD September 6, 2016
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archery cum digger

Archery Cum Digger, the process of getting you girlfirend pissed on peach shnapps so you can take up up the arse and watch her prod about in the morning wondering what had happened
man, zoe was so pissed last night on archers i did her up the wrong un. gave her a right archery cum digger
by dirker March 13, 2009
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toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.
"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."
by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025
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Archeried

To be impaled with an arrow
Dave's friend was archeried when he walked in front of the bullseye target
by BiggieBiggieBoyBoy June 1, 2023
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Dick Archery

A sexual act wherein a man draws a bullseye on his girlfriend's asshole, gets a running start from across the room, and tries to score a bullseye with his boner.
"Did you hear what happened to Jim? He got hurt playing Dick Archery last night."
by King Logar April 24, 2021
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