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You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth 

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

*cj ryder and sweet are looking at big smoke while he is taking his order=*

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

Churro's and a Bj

When something is extremely over priced.
"How much do those shoes cost?"
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"

"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."

the 3 S's and a haircut 

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.
Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.

2 C’s and a K 

It’s when you get some cock but don’t get the 'O'.
“Hey missy, you have fun last night?”
“Nah, just 2 C’s and a K.”
2 C’s and a K by Lizalizaliza February 16, 2020