Amber Alert

Finding a human turd in the middle of your bed unexpectedly when you enter the bedroom

What Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as stated in the civil lawsuit trial on national television. Johnny received an Amber Alert notification

by CK_386 April 30, 2022

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amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 6, 2022

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amber drifter

That driver in front of you who very... slowly... approaches... the intersection, then speeds up and runs through the amber signal, leaving you to stop for the red signal.

It's the pedal on the right, amber drifter!

by Nuclear Nougat August 20, 2020

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Doing an Amber

Taking a shit. Laying down some cable. Pooping. Squeezing out a turd.

Shortened version of rhyming slang "Doing an amber turd"

Hey can't answer the phone sorry. I'm doing an Amber.

by Nuggets of wisdom June 3, 2022

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Amber alexa is an extremely difficult person/ problematic person. This type of person usually is known to cause lots of problems and then gets angry when they get confronted about it. They are extremely hypocritical as well.

Bro, Amber alexa is so problematic!
For real bro, someone humble her!

by donnalover911 October 23, 2022

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