American Apparel is a horrible cock sucking brand that most teeny boppers sport to the movies or malls. They have whores for models and often show half naked chicks in sheer one pieces that no normal person would ever dream about wearing in public. Unfortunetly we have an entire generation of sluts and fags trying to pull off that same sheer one piece, without jeans, or a hoodie, or anything to coverup the disgusting horridness that is their unusually developed bodies. The world would be an amazing place if all the American Apparel factories were shut down.
American Apparel, and their leigion of followers can go shove their hideous clothes up an elephants rectum, then pull it back out and try to wear that into public. (Actually they probably would do that; disgusting freaks.)
by savanna banana June 25, 2009
Today at school, everyone was wearing American Apparel. it really shows how everyone is really being creative and trying to lookdiffrent. but if were all trying to loook diffrent and we all dress the same by shopping at American Apparel, then how in the world is that diffrent?
by NaomiDova May 8, 2008
Clothes that you could make for the same quality for about two dollars, only not many people have the will.
But then, it wouldn't be ethical, would it?
American Apparel is now mainstream, and believe you me, you were never the 'one who totally started this whole fad'. Middle school kids now wear it to think they're the shit. Don't be fooled, they're not in it for the fact it's ethically made in the Us where people are being paid fair wages, decent hours or health benefits. They just like 'cause it looks pretty.
But then, it wouldn't be ethical, would it?
American Apparel is now mainstream, and believe you me, you were never the 'one who totally started this whole fad'. Middle school kids now wear it to think they're the shit. Don't be fooled, they're not in it for the fact it's ethically made in the Us where people are being paid fair wages, decent hours or health benefits. They just like 'cause it looks pretty.
Example 1:
Girl: Fuck, this is two pieces of fabric surged together with a hole in the top, for thirty-three-fucking-dollars
Guy: At least it wasn't made my bleeding children's hands?
Example 2:
11 year old: Isn't my new American Apparel hoodie deck? LOL, I totally picked that up from some weird guy off the street!
12 year old girl: Are you sure he wasn't like... homeless or something. My daddy told me not to leave the house without pepper spray and my chastity belt...
Girl: Fuck, this is two pieces of fabric surged together with a hole in the top, for thirty-three-fucking-dollars
Guy: At least it wasn't made my bleeding children's hands?
Example 2:
11 year old: Isn't my new American Apparel hoodie deck? LOL, I totally picked that up from some weird guy off the street!
12 year old girl: Are you sure he wasn't like... homeless or something. My daddy told me not to leave the house without pepper spray and my chastity belt...
by Puppiesaretheshit April 21, 2009
An American Based clothing manufacturer that is unfortunately popular with the modern hipster community.
American Apparel t-shirts are noticeable better quality and fit than $4 Wal*Mart shirts in addition to producing excellent screen printing results. They are under fire from people that have never felt how soft and light an American Apparel shirt is and people that do not know how a t-shirt should properly fit. Their t-shirts are worth the price you pay; frugal individuals can find AA t-shirts for under $10.
American Apparel t-shirts are noticeable better quality and fit than $4 Wal*Mart shirts in addition to producing excellent screen printing results. They are under fire from people that have never felt how soft and light an American Apparel shirt is and people that do not know how a t-shirt should properly fit. Their t-shirts are worth the price you pay; frugal individuals can find AA t-shirts for under $10.
American Apparel shirts are soft and light, not cheap and rough like Wal*Mart, Hanes or Gildan t-shirts shirts.
by hihihihihihihihihihihihihi December 3, 2007
The new uniform for suburban girls ranging from thirteen to twenty-five. Once belonging to hipsters and those of artist origin, it is now (due to its expansion) worn by sluts, nerds, jocks, and hipster-wannabes all over high school grounds. Ugg boots, black lululemon pants, and brightly colourd american apparel hoodies are the new uniform for all public school students, who slowly decend on the indie scene ready to get their sticky mainstream fingers all over anything which can be salvaged. When all is said and done, if you think you were the "first one to where american apparel in your school" then... you weren't. There was some kid hanging out, behind the oak tree off school grounds smoking a cigarette and talking about the last show he/she went to, who was.
Rich Girl One
"Omg, these lululemon pants ride me so bad! Like, is that ashley? As if, she has a purple american apparel hoodie, i was the first, my daddy bought it for me in toronto!"
Rich Girl Two
"Psssh I know, lets jump into my moms Hummer, listen to some regina spektor to be indie, and go to starbucks, to show off these hoodies!"
"Omg, these lululemon pants ride me so bad! Like, is that ashley? As if, she has a purple american apparel hoodie, i was the first, my daddy bought it for me in toronto!"
Rich Girl Two
"Psssh I know, lets jump into my moms Hummer, listen to some regina spektor to be indie, and go to starbucks, to show off these hoodies!"
by Awesome McStellar April 1, 2008
American Apparel is a clothing store which hipsters were once infatuated with. The store was deemed as progressive and unique. However, unfortunately, American Apparel has become too mainstream for hipsters. Any true hipster will now tell you that American Apparel is a clothing store that any junior high student subscribes to. Putting the hipster culture aside for a moment, their clothes are usually low quality, but fit better than other brands.
Hipster - "Hey, dude is that an American Apparel T - shirt"?
Non hipster - "Yeah it's the 401 shirt, organic too!"
Hispter - "Wow, American Apparel, that shit is weak, last week!" "Now lets go drink some fermented semen....
Non hipster - "Yeah it's the 401 shirt, organic too!"
Hispter - "Wow, American Apparel, that shit is weak, last week!" "Now lets go drink some fermented semen....
by the hot teacher December 10, 2008
by Murkathos the Sea Serpent July 25, 2008