n.
uh-mer-i-kuh
1. Land of the fat people
2. Specific area where Donald Trump rules his peasants
3. Nukes, mate
4. Where people shoot guns randomly
5. Land with no culture
uh-mer-i-kuh
1. Land of the fat people
2. Specific area where Donald Trump rules his peasants
3. Nukes, mate
4. Where people shoot guns randomly
5. Land with no culture
You know what happens in America? Fat people there shoot stuff and launch nukes under the command of Donald Trump.
by DeathDeathDeathDeathDeathDeath April 16, 2017
by daddywifuobama December 13, 2020
A very nice place to live, plus, if you're from Europe, American girls will immediately think that your accent is "hot" an proceed to have sex with you.
Most people here (especially from New England and the South) are very warm, but many foreign tourists are turned off by the Mid- and South-west. We don't blame you.
Leave your political views at the door--we don't care what you think, just like you don't care what we think.
Most people here (especially from New England and the South) are very warm, but many foreign tourists are turned off by the Mid- and South-west. We don't blame you.
Leave your political views at the door--we don't care what you think, just like you don't care what we think.
Frenchman: America is nothing more than a bully!
American: Guess what?
Frenchman: Quoi?
American: Nobody cares.
American: Guess what?
Frenchman: Quoi?
American: Nobody cares.
by drbob2 July 11, 2008
The greatest country in the world. The country that saved everyone from going nazi in ww2.
America is the wealthiest country in the world despite its history being around 300 yrs old. Without Thomas Edison (american) we'd all be living in dark huts.
The only country with balls. Home of the Free land of the brave.
The country that gives you the most freedoms despite canadas tireless attempts to copy america EXACTLY to the core.
America is the wealthiest country in the world despite its history being around 300 yrs old. Without Thomas Edison (american) we'd all be living in dark huts.
The only country with balls. Home of the Free land of the brave.
The country that gives you the most freedoms despite canadas tireless attempts to copy america EXACTLY to the core.
Guy1: Hey dude do you wanna go to canada?
Guy2: why would i visit a much poorer America with no guts to stand up for itself?
Guy2: why would i visit a much poorer America with no guts to stand up for itself?
by Karwan August 20, 2008
by 233415 October 26, 2016
a country made out of prisoners and whores who came from the continent of Europe,who by the way nowadays think that Europe is a country.Most american people are fat or if not they usually compensate with the fact that they are total idiots,who dont know wtf is going on outside of their state,and personally i think that the only people who realised that are the band Green Day.American citizens are constantly being manipulated by big companies and corporations and thus beinng turned into brainless zombies,who know nothing else but to buy their products.American people like Jesus very much and often use him to solve most of their problems.If americans have more difficult problems that need solving such as: whats 2+2=? or if the religion of the budhist priests is islam they tend to use the "ALL POWERFUL MEGA BRAIN AMERICAN GOD OF WISDOM" simply known as Google(i actually think that some of them dont even know how to spell that).Americans are real patriots and like to call themselves "TRUE AMERICANS",besides the fact that they are mostly mexican,irish,english,chinese,italian and well people from all countries.
In conclusion american people are like monkeys(man i just insulted the poor monkeys)ok americans are like amebas(if this word is too hard for some americans you know where to check)who enslave foreign people to get them to the next step of evolution.
In conclusion american people are like monkeys(man i just insulted the poor monkeys)ok americans are like amebas(if this word is too hard for some americans you know where to check)who enslave foreign people to get them to the next step of evolution.
by American loser July 4, 2010
piss country that doesn't not treat themselves fairly, tries to any royals or people that of old hierarchy from Europe.
Cannobals in the America eat Blue Blooded Slovakians and relatives to the Queen of England then leave at least the Blue Blooded to die.
America has killed every kind hearted royal and any earth angels that might have ever exhisted.
After America ate a royal or two, it got beyond drunk and played with a lot of ugly strippers with too much make up on.
America ate a royal or two in the beginning after the freak about tampons. America ate a few more in the middle and said the tampons have to end. America finished the royals off and never knew that what they did will not turn out for them in the end.
America has killed every kind hearted royal and any earth angels that might have ever exhisted.
After America ate a royal or two, it got beyond drunk and played with a lot of ugly strippers with too much make up on.
America ate a royal or two in the beginning after the freak about tampons. America ate a few more in the middle and said the tampons have to end. America finished the royals off and never knew that what they did will not turn out for them in the end.
by candyheartzszequal September 26, 2010