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Alexandria’s Genesis 

Internet disease that isn’t real:

Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes

Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty)
Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
Φ Dark brown or black hair
Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning
Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far)
Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
Φ Perfect vision
Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy)
Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent
Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation
Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers
Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation
Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation

Source: blasianninjagoespow.tumblr.com
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Alexandria Steemer 

When your kid shits in your friends pool
My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.

Alyxanndria 

A sweet, adorable, charming girl. She is funny and devoted. If you find one, hold on to her; they are very rare. Alyxanndria's are very beautiful, but don't believe so and are hard to convince.

Shortened forms include Alyx and Dri.

Not to be confused with Alexandra or Alexandria, as they are substandard.
"I met a girl last night. Her name was Alyxanndria. She's amazing"
Alyxanndria by [K]aytee September 22, 2011