An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"
P1: Whoa did you see that?!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
by campinchampion April 25, 2011
Doing a line of cocaine with your special other from opposite ends, then kissing when your noses touch.
by cyclopentane July 11, 2022
The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.
Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo
Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.
by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018