A German who is shy at first, but incredibly fun to be around. He will be supportive whenever you need it and is an amazing friend. If you decide to be more than friends, he will continue to support and love you to the best of his abilities, and is loyal to a fault.
"How was your date?"
"Oh, he was such an Aljoscha! But I'veknown him forever, so that's no surprise."
Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person.
Aljoscha is very WICHTIG HAHADU NUTTEN DENKST ICH MACH HIER ERNSTE SACHE HAHAH DUMMMMM
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.