A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
by F1Chick March 11, 2019
The best athlete in MMA. Currently signed to UFC. Former Strikeforce,Dream and K1 HW Champion. Known for destroying wanna-be fighter Brock Lesnar.
The Demolition man, Alistair Overeem
by stefoka January 3, 2012
gayest cunt ever (also a cripple)..... will also turn women gay and has to have sexual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin
dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt
leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)
leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)
by dan za(gotta huge)koc November 8, 2017
A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family
by Skeleton secretary October 16, 2017
An annoying and emo little boy who punches everyone. people find his bad 'puns' and 'good' sense of humor very irritating. he isn't very good at anything except punching people in the arms and playing the bass guitar
by Skeleton secretary February 27, 2019
by AlistairLeeLover December 11, 2021
A very bad Motherfucker.
Occasionally eats 'meat' and dick.
Also likes rats.
Doesn't like cats very much though.
Occasionally eats 'meat' and dick.
Also likes rats.
Doesn't like cats very much though.
by Nashuee September 8, 2021