It was Sam! Alfie
by DooDEDA January 14, 2020
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he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him
Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him
by your nan eats my cum April 7, 2020
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One of the most sweetest kindest guys you will ever know he is so nice and will do anything to make you feel okay even when he isn’t I love him he is the best but he lets people run over him and it’s not fair he is so perfect but he hates himself and should love himself and try harder to love himself and put him first and stop caring about her and revolve his life around her she is so manipulative but he will forever be loved fly high Alfie I hope you are doing well will forever love you even if I couldn’t tell you you are loved and love you to infinity and if your name is Alfie just know no matter what people say to you don’t let it effect you you are perfect just the way you are
Alfie:hi :)
Stranger:hi you are so nice I love you<3
Alfie:what?!
by Balls in your jaws August 29, 2021
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A small nerd who sits at home and has to go home early times
Hey guys have u seen Alfie

Friends: Nah he has his bedtime
by Alfie hillsden June 12, 2022
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Alfie’s are tough oftentimes they get told they take steroids the have huge whale dicks and get all the pussy
Alfie’s have great bicep genetics and all the girls love them
by The big a _76 November 23, 2021
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