The most amazing girl on the face of the earth. The one person that makes me happy all the time Someone who warms my heart the second I see her. Someone who can light up the room the second I see her. She’s the most amazing girl in the world. The one who can give me everything I’ve ever wanted just by being by my side. The most amazing kisser, smiler, jokester, and prankster you will ever meet. But you won’t meet her ever. Because she’s mine and nobody else’s so fuck you.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)